Okay, here is a strange thing…
I ran across a page today that links to this blog that said I was a finalist on a blogger award (Ladyblog Female Blogger Awards) in their Healthy Living or Leisure category. Strangely, the voting ended almost a week ago, so I had no chance to go vote for myself or shamelessly beg all of you to vote for me. 
The winners were supposed to be announced 2-3 days ago, but nothing yet. Even more strange is one of the other five “female” finalists is a man. Yeah, you heard right. So, I’m not sure if that’s an insult for him or a compliment. Surely with a little elbow grease they could have found another woman to put in there since the award is… well, you know… for chicks.
I keep thinking maybe I clicked on a link that has sent me into an alternate Internet universe. However, if I’m going to be sent off to an alternate universe I’d really rather be shuffled off to someplace where everyone has to send at least two pieces of snail mail per week and where milkshakes have zero calories and where Superbowls are played by shirtless Chippendale dancers.
A girl can dream, can’t she?
Tags: alternative reality, blog awards
